Total Medals Earned: 341 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,830 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 5/17 (110/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/220 points)
5th of December
18th of December
8th of December
11th of December
15th of December
1st of December
14th of December
4th of December
19th of December
9th of December
2nd of December
17th of December
7th of December
16th of December
6th of December
10th of December
3rd of December
13th of December
12th of December
20th of December
21st of December
24th of December
22nd of December
23rd of December
Medals Earned: 8/8 (265/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.